In the Name of Our Lord and savior, Jesus H. Christ, is a digital bible just as sacred as the print version?

When this country finally comes to it's senses and elects me President (and You Will, America, You Will! You KNOW you Will!!), I originally planned to take the Oath by AFFIRMING rather than SWEARING, as is my Constitutional right, but without the Constitutionally non-required bible, but to appease the Republicans and other bozo's, er, I mean Conservatives, I have decided to use a bible after all. But a bible of my own choosing. I considered THE GOSPEL OF THE FSM, LAMB: The Gospel according to Biff, Christ's childhood pal, or even the JEFFERSON BIBLE. But then I got to thinking, maybe I should a real bible, but still be true to my own self. The only way I could do that would be using a digital version of the bible, or a copy on CD. Now would that appease the Conservatives and Fundies It's still the word of your God, but in a less traditional form. Can we all agree that I have come up with a workable compromise here