If you hadda explain Easter to some bozo who never heard of the Trinity, what would you tell him?

Some guy that was God but also His son & Holy wanted to save His followers from rotting in Hell, so He allowed Himself to be crucified by His followers. Then 3 days later He restarted His own heart, pushed a rock away from His grave, and floated up to Heaven where He met His Dad again who was really Himself. So this whole scenario fixed humans so they were better than before. Would you say something along those lines to a newbie on the subject?