The police are looking for me. Any advice?

Well, I was driving down the freeway and then I decided to make a pit stop to get a burrito. I got back on the road while eating my burrito and the burrito had beans in it. I was pissed because I said no beans. I threw it out my window and then heard a crash. I couldn't see what happened because there was dirt on my side mirror. I came home in a about 10 minutes and turn on my t.v. Apparently some bozo crashed into my burrito and couldn't see. His motorcycle crashed and he had to be sent to the hospital. Whoever threw the burrito would have 7 YEARS IN PRISON! I pretty pissed right now. What kind of idiot stays right next to my car and crashes into a burrito? I was planning to go to the hospital and teach that bozo a lesson.